The Upperclassmen, in association with the law offices of Whitman Price, Esq., present: The Upperclassmen Christmas Massacre! You are cordially invited to the estate of Mavis Leenane Wainwright, deceased at age 94, where her friends, relatives, and assorted intimates (of the Upperclassmen) have gathered to collect their inheritence on Christmas Eve. Aided by Wainwright's trusty butler and her exact attorney, the players will seek to curry favor of an impartial, objective panel of judges (you, the audience) to earn the whole inheritence through a series of interrogations, parlor games, and other flights of fancy. But suprises await around every turn, as a murderer lurks among the players, conducting an even more sinister and sadistic game of cat and mouse. It's not just a Christmas improv show, it's an improv slasher-murder-mystery thriller all dressed up for the holidays. What sick shit and torture are we going to inflict this time? The only way to know is to bear witness, eyes pinned open, and watch Santa's red suit get stained with the sweet crimson of a victim's blood. It's better than getting Top Ramen in your stocking! Also featuring brand-new short films!